The 20 Funniest Pop-Culture Tweets, News Items and Trivia Bits for Monday, June 16, 2025

Justiin Bieber can slay a Rubik’s Cube in two minutes but don’t expect him to solve his anger
The 20 Funniest Pop-Culture Tweets, News Items and Trivia Bits for Monday, June 16, 2025

Per usual, Monday has arrived with all sorts of news madness. Friendship with Justin Bieber is apparently contingent on you accepting his anger. Looking like Pedro Pascal gets you $50 and 365 free burritos. The Louve has seen enough and went back to bed. And there’s a porn parody of The White Lotus coming with the requisite catchy title.

Meanwhile, in bonus trivia, Waffle Houses are a kind of a barometer for FEMA, the Super Mario Bros. porn parody was on point with its title and a death-row inmate totally had a Final Destination ending.

All this and more from my desk, where you cannot buy fried ranch bombs, because who in their right mind needs those?

$50 AND Free Burritos?

CRACKED The Pedro Pascal Lookalike Contest Winner Is NYC Dad Who Gets $50 And Free Burritos For A Year

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If It’s Waffles and A Fight You Want...

A Armed Joy @ArmedJ0y 17h O ... If you notice a foreign tourist in a Waffle House it is your American duty to start a fist fight to ensure they get the full experience. Maki Itoh @maki_itoh.. Jun 15 I went to Waffle House for the first time to see a fight but nothing happened WAFFLE HOUSE 8401 MOBILE ORDERING I'll See You Outside In An Hour CRACKED

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Keep in Mind He Was Talking to Bill Maher...

CRACKED KillerDatop OSPEX HALEIWA-HAWAII LE AMA ALA Bring Charlie Chaplin Was Furious At S1 Hitler For Stealing His Mustache Style, Says Sean Penn

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Thanks for the Ride, Dad

the heart @Fredward3948576 16h G ... you were like a father to me 10 2.3K 20K del 280K A Good Dad Can Indeed Drive The Bus CRACKED

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Justin Bieber’s Anger Is Non-Negotiable

I'm not used to someone lashing out at me. It's not that I don't see and feel your anger. Ouch This friendship is officially over | will never accept a man calling my anger lashing out | enjoyed our short lived relationship | wasn't kidding when | told u I didn't need u as a friend | have good friends Justin Bieber Ended A Friendship On Instagram: If You Don't Like My Anger, You Don't Like Me CRACKED

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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

G ... zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant.23h Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng Jun 14 Hans Zimmer is so funny, man. So much of the F1 score is just Inception with a bumping techno beat over it lol 16 689 19K del 686K Dude Knows To Work Smart, Not Hard CRACKED

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The Louve Has Its Limits

The Louve Is Too Packed, Shuts Down For The Day CRACKED

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If This Is Too Much for Gen Z, They Should Try ‘Saw’ Instead

jax @sspiriorum 6h ... gen z's trying to cancel final destination? marz Follow @aestheadache u sick fucks watch this for fun? cinemaofscreams @CinemaOfScr... 17h Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) GIF 404 2K 41K del 911K It's Not For Them CRACKED

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The Rich Tradition of Porn Parodies Continues

THE WHITE LOTUS There's A Porn Version Of The White Lotus On The Way, Titled The Tight Lotus CRACKED

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Loads of Mummies Would Agree

Out of Context Hum... @NoContextH... . 20h s ... BBC London @BBCLondonNews.2 2d ... 003 LONDON Have you noticed more people shoplifting in your area? Shopliftinews From bbc.co.uk 518 535 54 del 1.6M luna @ImLunaHey yeah i saw the @britishmuseum take a few things 38 85 3.2K del 109K Get Scotland Yard On It CRACKED

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TRIVIA BONUS ROUND!!!

STEVE BONUS ROUND TRIVIA BONUS ROUND!!! CRACKED

Bill Nye Doesn’t Look Like Steve Martin At All — Right?

Bill Nye got his break into the entertainment industry by winning a Steve Martin look-alike contest in 1978. This was after being reject- ed to join NASA's astro- naut training program in the late 1970s four times, where he stumbled into a new career path that launched his career into stardom. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW

Waffle Houses Are A Good Weather Vane

FEMA uses whether Waffle Houses are open to gauge the severity of a disaster. WAFFLE HOUSE CRACKED.COM Known as the Waffle House Index, it is an informal metric used to determine the effect of a storm and the likely scale of assistance required for disaster recovery. It was coined by former FEMA administrator Craig Fugate.

I’m Surprised Sean Penn Didn’t Completely Melt Down

Woody Harrelson made Sean Penn think he was being taken hostage by an armed psycho. It was an incredibly elaborate prank involving Nick Nolte and two cops, and it ended with Penn going to his car with an armed man he thought was taking him his hostage, while Woody Harrelson videotaped everything. CRACKED.COM

Captain America’s Dentist Dad

Chris Evans His dad is a dentist. Chris Evans' dad is Robert Evans - not the famous Hollywood producer, but a dentist practicing in Massachusetts. CRACKED.COM

Justin Bieber Can’t Apparently Solve Anger With Such Ease

CRACKED GOM Justin Bieber can solve a Rubik's Cube in less than two minutes! RUBIK'S 4LIFE Yes, probably faster than you can! Bieber has been showing

Apparently It’s Being Overrun With 21st Century Vikings

The Louvre was originally built in 1190 to protect Paris from the Vikings. CRACKED.COM In the 16th century it became a palace, and in 1793 it became a museum after the French royal family moved to the Palace of Versailles.

The Hans-Zimmer-Led-Zeppelin Pipeline

CRACKED.COM WONDER WOMAN's theme was inspired by Led Zeppelin. LED-ZEPPELIN According to Hans Zimmer's collaborator Thomas Holkenborg (a.k.a Junkie XL), both he and Zimmer are fans of Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song, and Wonder Woman's powerful theme in the DCEU is their tribute to it.

IRL ‘Final Destination’ Story That Might Be Too Much for Gen Z Readers...

Troy Leon Gregg lived a real-life Final Destination movie. Gregg, a sentenced murderer, broke out of a Georgia prison on July 29, 1980-the night before his execution was scheduled. Не was killed in a bar fight a few hours later. Не literally would have lived longer if he had waited to be executed.

Super Hornio Brothers!

Nintendo owns a Mario porn parody. Super Hornio Brothers was released in 1993, to cash in on the (not much better) Super Mario Bros. liv

Oh Boo-Hoo!

A Big Helping Of Little-Known About Movies (And Other Stuff)Walmart loses $3 billion to shoplifting every year.

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